Before the computer ... ... a memory was something you've lost with age ... an application was for employment ... a program was a TV show ... a cursor used profanity ... a keyboard was a piano ... a web was a spiders home ... a virus was the flue ... a CD was a bank account ... a hard drive was a long trip on the road ... a mouse pad was where a mouse lived ... a tree, leaf and root could be found in nature ... a path was wa way and if you had a 3,5 inch floppy... ... you hoped nobody found out.
If you like this kind of humor, you might want to watch this video:
Thanks to Javier Benek for the picture.