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Funny Machine Learning

Contents

  • Item To Item Recommendations
  • Clustering
  • Autocorrect
  • Sentence Completion
  • Footnotes

Machine Learning brings awesome results, but sometimes it fails. And sometimes it fails in a funny way 😁

This is an article I had for quite a while as a draft. As part of my yearly cleanup, I've published it without finishing it. It might not be finished or have other problems.

Item To Item Recommendations

Source Recommendation Reason
Hitler: The Rise Of Evil Being Elmo: A Puppeteer's Journey Both are documentaries
F**k In the Womb Both are documentaries
Death Wish 3 The Bible Collection Vol.03 Moses
The Exorcist The Last Temptation of Christ
Child's Play 3 Michael Jackson: The Life of a rockstar Probably using the free-text for creating the recommendation[^1]
Children of Men WALL-E
Led Zepplin + Enron + Downfall The Nazis
Maximum Overdrive Holy Bible: King James Version
Dracula A Charlie Brown Christmas
The Killers The Looney Tunes Golden Collection: Vol. 5
The Exorcist Where The Red Fern Grows
Butter Toast [^2]
Sesame Street Breaking Bad [^2]
My 600LB Life Discover Planet Ocean [^2]
My 600LB Life The Whale [^2]
9 8 1/2 Titles are somewhat similar[^3]
Sophia the First The Human Centipede: First Sequence [^3]
Happy Feet Tappy Toes [^3]

Clustering

Cluster Element Why
Movies about Parenthood Poltergeist Life is pleasant for the close-knit Freeling family until a host of otherworldly forces invades their peaceful suburban home.[^2]
African-American Fight the System Movies Dr. Dolittle 2 The actor is African-American[^1]
Violent Movies March of the Penguins
Strong Female Lead Justin Bieber: Never Say Never [^2]
Feel-good Movies The Cabin in the Woods [^3]

Autocorrect

Dumb and Dumber Faith and Spirituality [^2]

Sentence Completion

talktotransformer.com gives so many possibilties to have fun xD

<b>If you compare Nazis to Unicorns </b> you will notice the big difference. Nazis are literally evil men who are trying to kill people, Unicorns are magical fairies who want to rescue the world from death. <mark>In many ways, Unicorns are evil too.</mark> Unicorns (as humans call them) often fall in love and become involved in "love games" where the pair has to outsmart, out-shout, out-kill, out-kill, out-fight, out-kill, etc. until one of them "loses" and falls apart in the process. This is not unlike the "war between light and darkness" where one side tries to take over and stop a whole group of creatures from doing their job.
This does not make the Unicorns evil or the Nazis evil or anything. It is merely how different our human cultures view this aspect of love.
The concept that a man could love more than another man is one of the oldest things we have for ourselves. We have this idea that "love is more important than everything else" and we put so much effort into putting

and

<b>Trump thinks about Unicorns </b> as if they're actual people, just like us.  He's aware, of course.  So he understands the psychological toll they must take on their owners, his superiors, his followers.  Because he is an intellectual.  And when you are an intellectual, as he is, your view of the world is limited to the intellectual world.  So he's a big-hairy, hairy-minded unicorn.  His view is limited to the unicorn world: the big, big one, where a unicorn goes through his adventures in full costume.
But we Unicorns think of our lives as real things.  We are real, tangible, flesh and blood things that happen to us, like people you meet on a cross street. What about those who are non-human creatures by human standards?  We like them.  We want them.  We need them.  They're in our lives, too.  We want to be around them.  We want to feel like we,

Footnotes


  1. https://worldwideinterweb.com/funniest-netflix-suggestions-ever-25-photos/ ↩

  2. https://www.ranker.com/list/weird-netflix-photos/nathandavidson ↩

  3. https://www.funnyordie.com/2013/7/8/17702770/6-ridiculous-netflix-suggestions ↩

Published

Dez 31, 2019
by Martin Thoma

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